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​I've heard it all. From “my dog ate my tassel” to “my fat lazy delivery man never delivered it” (I’m paraphrasing a bit here, there may have been an F bomb dropped in the original).

In honor of everyone who is patiently waiting for USPS to deliver their final holiday packages and even to those of you who haven’t started Christmas shopping yet, this is for you (even if you didn’t buy it from CRAVE).

A free, beautifully phrased excuse & replacement for not having your gift right here and now.

Print it.

Give it.

You’re welcome.

And hopefully you don’t have a fat lazy delivery man.

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